... but, instead, if I were a cupid...

...I would probably not have targeted the same person. But just because I'm a kind of short-sighted, nothing against the target at all! I'm not complaining!!!

I would only use a better poison in the arrow, so that the enchantement wouldn't vanish after only ten days... c'mon... this is not fair, you may agree with me.

So would you please, pay more attention to the dose next time, dear cupid? And then please, ask me for another version of the text bellow where I would change the description a little, because, remember: this text is fictional, although it may trully express the writer's opinions about the ideal man :P